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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Cute kittens are the Pokémon of the real world. Cropping up where they least expect them, cat lovers are happy (no, HONORED) to attempt to catch 'em all. 

Summoned by the mews of a lost kitten under a bush, cat lovers are hypnotized into hero mode, throwing away their inhibitions and chucking wisdom out the window. All that matters in that meowment is the adorable little life curled up like a tiny cinnamon roll who needs a pawrent to love them and hand-feed them formula every 2 hours on the dot. See? Whoever said that raising a kitten from their shrimp era to full-on cathood would be easy? Nobody. But is it absolutely worth it? Ask the adorable orange cat in your lap or the spoiled tuxedo kitten across the hall…

No matter the cost to their sleep or their sanity, kittens are always worth the extra effort. 

Like tiny survivalists, kittens will always defy the odds and come through stronger than ever. Despite their pathetically smol meows and their overinflated noggins, kittens are chock full of survival instinct they can never deny. Alas, the kitten may be the tiniest of critters forlorn in the wilderness, but they're the heartiest and the most likely to change the lives of every hooman heart they touch. 

When chosen by the Cat Distribution System to be the sole guardian of a kitten, cat lovers are uplifted, and their souls bond immediately to the little nugget. Cats have that funny way of binding to their humans and forever changing the way they see the world. For if a creature so smol and so mighty could still learn to trust the bipedal beasts of this world, purrhaps so can we. 

Alas, with nothing but a milk mustache and a breathy mew, kittens steal the hearts of cat lovers every day. 

Smol, cute, and forever demanding another round of dinner, cats will bite our ankles and break our favorite mugs, but they will always be revered as the angels who saved their hoomans. Because, despite the meows for late-night snacks and the laser pointer misfires, cats always want the best for their human companions, just as we do for them. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats do not believe in mornings. 

Cats are not morning people, and they make that very clear. Early hours are not for purrductivity. They're for pretending the world doesn't exist. If a cat is up, it's not because they want to be, it's because something interrupted their carefully scheduled nap cycle. You might be ready to start your day, but they're still fully committed to snooze mode.

The morning routine looks very different for them. Slow stretches, half-open eyes, and a general refusal to participate. You'll get a look that says this is not purrsonal. It's just too early. They move like everything is optional, taking their time, no rush, no concern for whatever you've got going on.

Even when they do get up, it's not exactly high energy. More of a soft launch into the day. A few steps, maybe a yawn, then right back to finding a new place to nap. It's less rise and shine and more rest and recline. The vibe stays firmly on the sleepy side.

By the time they're actually ready to function, you've already been awake for hours. They operate on their own schedule, and mornings just don't make the cut. For cats, the day really starts whenever they decide it does.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

He wasn't supposed to stay, but that changed quickly. 

Mr. Bingley came in as a rescue and somehow fit right in almost immediately. Just a week ago, he was tucked away in the garage, underweight and needing a little time to recover. It was meant to be temporary, just a safe place while he healed. But even then, it was obvious he wasn't going to stay just a rescue for long.

The biggest holdout was the husband. He was clear from the start. He didn't want a third cat. But then things started to change. First it was checking on Bingley in the garage. Then a treat here and there. Then asking how he was doing. By the time Bingley came inside, the decision had already been made without being said. Now he's fully attached, giving him kisses and acting like he was always part of the plan.

The rest of the house fell into place just as easily. The resident cats accepted him and the toddler jumped right in too, already playing with him like he's been there forever. It all went smooth for the new cat, especially one who just came in off the street.

The vet visit confirmed he's on the right track. A little underweight, a small cold, but otherwise healthy and improving. In a week, he went from a rescue in the garage to a cat that fits perfectly into the family, like he was always meant to land there.

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Posted by Briana Viser

From rags to riches! 

Sir George showed up at their home in September. He was terrified and starving, and they trapped him at the end of November. They had him TNR'd, but a few weeks after that he started randomly showing up with the need for headbutts and pets. They took him inside on Christmas (a Christmas miracle!), and they found that he needs more medical attention. Seeing that it was the holidays they decided to actually take him in furrever, as well as after doing some research. They couldn't handle the thought they he'd be put down, so that made the bravest decision of all. 

He's obsessed with food, and won't stop eating! It's purrfect, since he was starving and needed to gain weight. He always wants to play and interact. He used to flinch when they tried to pet him, but he's getting better at accepting their love and not being worried. He had a hard life, but now he can be at ease in this big family of other cats and dogs. The full story is below, and at I Can Has Cheezburger we're always full supporters of kitty rescue missions. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Sometimes fairy tales really do come true, or at least the dream life of this senior cat who had been given up on by families and the shelter who was given one final chance at happiness in the home of a shelter volunteer.

It is never easy trying to find a home for an older cat. It is a hard sell to tell potential pawrents that they will be going for regular check ups at the vet and that their life will revolve around the wellbeing of an aging and somewhat sickly cat. Especially when there are abundant amounts of cute kittens with no health issues ready and waiting for a loving home.

But these older cats that find themselves homeless are in need of a safe space far more than their kitten competitors, and after a life devoted to the family who had to let them go you would think that there would be more people in the world who are sympathetic to their plight. Thankfully, the shelter volunteer who took on this cat was incredibly sympathetic and took home one of the sweetest senior felines we have ever heard about. Giving him a life of love, light and laughter until his last day. 
 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Cats don't care if it's Monday, and neither should you.

To cats, every day is a good day. Why? Because every day they wake up and are served whatever they want on a silver platter. All they have to do is annoy us enough (we love it) until we run out of patience, and then they'll get their food, their purrfect spot on the couch, or whatever else their tiny little hearts desire. And even when they are at their most annoying, as in, shredding-all-the-toilet-paper-annoying, we still can't resist their cute faces. A few meows, some head bonks, and we're already kissing and forgiving them. 

So if cats can get away with being absolute menaces to our lives and still get through Monday without a scratch, then so can we. We just have to treat everything we do like a cat would, meaning that we do whatever we want, then we turn on the puppy dog eyes and the charm until they forgive us. And if none of that works, just ignore everyone until they furget about the problem and move on. You might have to wait it out a few days, but hoomans are purrfectly forgetful creatures. You'll be in the clear in no time.

This is all easier said than done, so we gathered a few wholesome mousers below to help you deal with this Monday meowrning the feline way. These hilarious memes are the cattest of cat, straight from the souls of feline fans. And if all else fails, just go hide for a few hours until everyone gets worried they can't find you, then magically show up and everyone will just be happy you're okay. It works for our cats every single time.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

While a love of cats is hardwired into the hooman soul, sometimes we need a little reminding why we are so fond of our feline friends. And so we enlisted the support of their pawrents to remind you why we all love cats so much.

It is funny, it's kinda like chocolate. Everyone loves some plain chocolate. It is sweet, comforting and decadent. But after enough time you look at that piece of chocolate and say hey, this is kinda boring. I want some sprinkles on this to make it exciting again. Well, that is essentially what we have done here, but with cats. Sure, we all love looking at cats, cute cats, clawminal cats, sleeping cats, they all get our motor purring.

But sometimes we need to be reminded of why we love these cats, so that our cat connection does not run stale. And so we are proud to present you with this collection of cats in which their pawrents share the sweet and special things that they do that make them fall head over heels for their fluffy cat children. So settle in and get ready to replenish your adoration for cat kind. 
 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Can you blame a cat for wanting to fly in luxury?

Flying with pets is always a journey. If you're lucky, you have a social cat who doesn't care at all about new places and people, who will just sleep or be fascinated the whole trip. If you're unlucky, you have a cat that gets very anxious and you spend the whole flight trying to calm them down. Either way, it's hard to manage thousands of miles of travel up in the air with a small creature who has no idea what's going on. Let alone bringing a "portable litter box" with you, which is usually just a bag of litter you hope they will go into when they need to use the bathroom.

But, it's still better than the alternative, which is usually leaving your cat behind or rehoming them. The best choice is always to take them with you, if it's a purrmanent trip. If you're just going away for a week, it's probably smarter to find a cat sitter or have a friend watch over them. Even social cats will get stressed out with so much change in such a short period of time.

Well, except for our orange cat and his hissterical flight below. This chonky boy escaped his cat carrier at cruising altitude and was caught trying to sneak into first class. Obviously, the thought he deserved a better seat, or purrhaps, he smelled the salmon they were being served there. The whole flight searched for him, and ended his rambunctious adventure before he caused too much orange chaos.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Another week is starting, and that means that it is time for our weekly twitter recap! 

Another crazy week is about to start, and we know that it is going to be a crazy one because they have all been crazy lately. And there is only one thing that has been keeping us sane. It is the same thing that keeps us sane all the time. Our cats. And even more specifically, all the pawsome cat content online. It's the one and only thing that we can always count on when we get on the internet. Cats will be the center of people's minds no matter what is going on in the world. 

But because going on social media is like walking into a burning building lately, we have decided to simplify things for you and simply put together all of the best cat memes, pictures and stories into one weekly segment. Every single week, we put together the most viral tweets in one place for your enjoyment.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats walk into a room and forget how to act. 

Cats have a special kind of social style that can only be described as a little… pawkward. They want to be involved, but not too involved. They'll walk into a room like they've got somewhere important to be, then immediately forget why they're there. Full confidence on entry, zero follow-through.

Interactions are never smooth. You reach out to pet them, they lean in, then suddenly change their mind mid-pat like the whole thing was a misunderstanding. One second they're all about attention, the next they're acting like you crossed a line. It's not purrsonal. It's just their vibe.

They also have a habit of inserting themselves into situations without knowing what to do once they're there. Sitting a little too close, staring a little too long, then slowly turning away like they were never part of it. Classic meowfunction in real time.

Even with other cats, it's not exactly seamless. There's sniffing, pausing, more sniffing, then someone walks away like that was enough socializing for the day. No clear outcome, just vibes.

Still, it works for them. Awkward moments, weird timing, mixed signals, all part of the charm. They may not be the smoothest socially, but they make it their own.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

A tiny meow from inside a car led to something unexpected. 

A tiny kitten ended up in one of the most random places. Inside a loaner car at a dealership where the boyfriend works. This person's boyfriend and his coworkers kept hearing meowing and actually stopped to check instead of brushing it off. After looking around, they tracked the sound and found her tucked up inside the car's splash shield, completely hidden and easy to miss.

Getting her out took some effort. The boyfriend had to take part of the car apart just to reach her. She must have been stuck in there for a while, surrounded by noise and movement. Once she was out, she didn't act scared or aggressive. She was immediately sweet, just a small kitten who clearly needed help.

They brought her to the vet the next day, and somehow she came out of all of that totally healthy. Now she's out of the car and onto something much better. She went from being stuck and hidden to being safe, cared for, and noticed. It all came down to someone listening and not ignoring a small sound. That one decision changed everything for her, and now she gets a real shot at a good life.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Cats are heavenly, so enjoy them on this purrfect day. 

Sundays – the day of rest, of recovery, of mental preparation for the week. It's a day where scrolling cat memes never felt so good, and this batch is particularly angelic. To feel like you're floating is unlike any other feeling. Few things give us this; falling in love, being in goo company, eating cheesy pasta, and cats give us this otherworldly sensation, and that's something to be cherished. Cats are particularly angelic because they have a certain softness. Despite their chaotic midnight zoomies, there's a quietness about them, a luminous glow of sweetness that seems to simply drip from them. They're untouched by the heaviness of the world. They're gentle, kind, and just purrfect. Imagine them all adorned in white greeting you at heavenly gates, it all makes too much sense. They're symbols of protection and guidance, they're pure and watchful, and they exist in a beautiful way beyond the human eye. Their love is tender, meaningful, and heavenly. Enjoy these gorgeous and angelic cats. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Do cats understand us? It's an age-old question that all cat pawrents deliberate with at one point in their cat-raising lives. But luckily for us, we live in the age of information, and we can access the worldwide hivemind of the online feline family, to hear about the collective cat parenting experiences from around the world. So when one cat pawrent shares their pawdorable experience with their cat purroviding more care and compassion than they could ever anticipate - it's no wonder the thread turns into a wholesome feline fest of adorable stories that show: cats do understand. They care, they take charge, and they help.

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Cats are like haikus: Short, sweet, and to the point. 

Felines aren't like dogs, and instead of wagging their tails in complacent glee, they tell us how it is, no matter what. A cat is the kind of creature that would always be honest with you, even if the truth hurts. If they don't like your hard-earned garden of exotic orchids, they'll knock those pots right off the counter. And if a cat is displeased with the amount of kibbles you think they need for dinner, they'll be meowing until the sun rises for breakfast. 

Like a splash of cold water to the face, a cat's demeanor is both shocking and refreshing. 

They may attack our ankles and meow at 2 AM, but cats are snugglebears with cute meowments too. Cats surprise their humans with a head nudge, a tail flick, or simply by curling up in our laps, proving that they're not here to always be our overloads, but our friends as well. While they may rule with an iron paw and an unyielding sense of supremacy, cats mostly just want to be treated like the sweet, feisty babies that they are. 

Equal parts spicy and sweet, it's the perfectly mixed elixir of a cat's inherent "catness" that makes every human swoon. 

Found in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven or sprinting to the front of the glass at their humane society adoption event, it's a cat's immediately enormous purrsonality that fills the room and fills the hearts of their humans. They may be smol in stature, but a cat's aura is as mighty as their will, proving that they are truly descendants of the king of the jungle, the leopards in the trees, and the mighty snowcats of the frosted tundra. 

Now, your cat may be a chunky, fluffy baby, but they have visions of predators, dreams of apex lineage, and the glory of every cat that came before them. Bow, human, to your meowghty overlord, the cat. For kitties and all of their truths make us better humans at the end of the day, forcing us to reconcile with our time, our money, and our overly expensive plants. 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Sometimes, the ones that need the most love are actually the most loving.

We know how tempting it is to go out and adopt a kitten. Believe us. If there's one purrson who's a sucker for kittens, it's us. Our neighbor had an oopsie litter a few years ago and they asked us to take one, and we took three. But everybody wants kittens. Those big eyes, tiny mews, and awwdorable little faces… they're practically impawssible to resist. But if you look past those kittens and search through the other kitties that are looking for love, you're likely to find more than one senior cat who would just like to live out their life in a nice, cozy home.

Our feline fan spent one whole year trying to earn the trust of Tabs, the crusty, feral, senior cat who loved his lawnmower. After months of trying to get close and lots of treats, Tabs eventually allowed an ear scratch, and then Tabs decided to become their resident guard cat. After about another year of living on their porch, his pawrents decided to retire him to the cushy indoor life, and we're happy to report that Tabs is loving his new life of luxury. 

Despite his rough appearance, Tabs is actually a cuddle bug. Don't judge a book by its cover, especially not a senior cat. Everyone deserves a Tabs in their lives, and we can honestly tell you that it's one of the most soul-nourishing and fulfilling things to give a senior cat some peace in their final years of life. It's hard, don't get us wrong, because you get attached and then they leave you, but the sweetness outweighs the sadness.

If you let knowing that you'll be sad because of something stop you from doing it, you're missing out on a life of pawtential love. And cats like Tabs are practically bursting with love.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Freddie the Tesco cat is an icon in his community, but for a moment, Tesco underestimated just how important he was to his friends, and they banned him. Except the community protested, and his ban did not last long. 

People who are not cat lovers really don't understand just how important cats are to us, the people. Everywhere we go, if there is a cat, people around him are smiling. Maybe not everyone, but a lot of them. Because it's hard not to. Cats are just… cute, and people smile at them. And if the cat is friendly, which Freddie very much is, then people truly cannot resist the cuteness. 

Of course, there is Buster the junkyard cat, who walked in one day, never left, and became one of the reasons that people come to the yard. There is Indy the museum cat, who has become an icon not only in her community but online as well. And nearly everyone knows about bodega cats. Those are all iconic in their communities. They are part of our world, and we love having them in it. Freddie was less famous online among all of these cats, but he's on par with them now, after the protesting that people did when he was evicted from Tesco. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Blep mode makes every cat 10x cuter. 

Cats with a blep look like they accidentally added something extra to their face and just went with it. A tiny bit of tongue shows up and suddenly they look way cuter and a little ridiculous at the same time. Nothing else changes, but it somehow feels like a completely different cat.

It can happen anytime. Sitting still. Watching something across the room. Right after grooming. They'll just exist with that little blep, completely unbothered. No rush to fix it, no reaction at all. Meanwhile, it turns into the only thing you can focus on.

The size of it is what makes it so good. It's barely there, just enough to notice. It softens their whole expression and gives them this slightly goofy look without trying. They can be locked in on something and still look like they forgot what they were doing for a second.

It disappears as quickly as it shows up. One moment it's there, the next it's gone. They move on like nothing happened. You don't, though. It's such a small thing, but it sticks. Just a tiny blep doing way more than it should.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

When you start to meet more than few cats, you start to understand that most of them are highly unusual in the best of ways. Some have no concept of purrsonal space, some only drink from blue water glasses, and others turn out to be unlike any cat you've ever met. Some cats and hooman pairs are just meant to be.

You can never truly know the purrsonality of a cat upon meeting it. Cats are naturally shy creatures, and they are known for taking their time to get used to new people and places. It makes sense, after thousands of years of evolution teaching them that the cautious cat usually survives the longest. Even though the worst thing they'll have to survive in your house is being fed 5 minutes late for dinner, their genetics don't understand that.

But what we've found more often than not is that when a cat truly opens up to you, and your family, it's one of the most rewarding expurriences. To us, ironically, the best cats have always ended up being like dogs. Loyal, affectionate, and with a rare desire to make you happy, not just themselves. It happens when the purrfect hooman meets the purrfect cat, then meowgic unlike any other happens. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

There is nothing that improves our mood faster than a collection of purrfect cat memes. 

Funny cat memes are one of the pillars of our mental health. We mean that. We think that scrolling through some silly cat memes every single day is good for the soul. It doesn't take a long time. It's just a few minutes out of your day. And it is basically the one and only guaranteed way to start your day with an instant smile. Of course, that is important all the time, but especially during times like this, when it's much, much easier to come across frustrating things on the internet than anything wholesome and funny. 

Cat memes are always there for us. It doesn't matter what is happening in the world. It could be the end of days, and people will still continue making and sharing cat memes online. It's one of the best things about the internet. It's just that here at ICHC, we decide to save you some of that scrolling, and we put together all the cat memes that you could ever need in one place, without all the drama that is usually around them on social media. You're welcome, friends. 

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